Dean's Stupid Ass

I'm planning on skipping school tomorrow, but Chris says he's not going to let me. Chris is my best friend, by the way. Anyways, I'm tired of being made fun of. On the bus, I let Dean sit with me because he had no where to sit. I had just finished my U.S. History SAQs (I finished on the bus), and he was like "When'd you go emo?" (I was sitting with my head against the seat in front of me. Relaxing.) and I was like "I'm not emo. I'm chillin'.' He left it at that for a few minutes, then he started making fun of me. He made fun of how I look.. just as most other people do. He says I have a mustache, which I know I don't, but he was like "It looks like a damn caterpillar crawled up on your face, and it looks like a raccoon got a hold of you, and it looks like some old person took a shit on your head." He was making fun of redheads, then he said that I have red hair, which was why the redhead insults applied to me. I do NOT have red hair, just a red tint. So yeah. I slapped him as hard as I could (which wasn't that hard considering I had a seat behind and in front of me, which seriously limited my swinging power), and he stared at me for a minute and goes "What? You can't take a fucking joke?" and I was like "Not when you take it that far, I can't." Then he got quiet for a minute and I was like "Ain't laughin' now." and he was like "What?" and I repeated myself, then he said something smart, then got confused on a word, so I corrected him (he was trying to remember "pacifist".), and he goes "I don't need your fucking corrections." and I was like "Well, sorry for trying to help." Then, when he thought I wasn't looking, he started making all these faces at me and the girls in the seat in front of the seat next to mine started laughing. I wanted to tell them to shut the fuck up because they weren't involved, but I reckon one of them could beat me in a fight, so I kept my mouth shut. That took ALL my self-control. I'm so incredibly pissed off right now.

Today is me and Josh's three month anniversary, too. And, of course, he doesn't have minutes. The day I actually NEED him. >_<  How fucking wonderful.