From puppy to dog

This morning, Megan started her period. I'm not sure just how many people want to know that, but you all know now. xD Anyways, around midnight, Bubba called me. So, as always, I answered and we talked for just over an hour before his phone cut off or whatever always happens.  After we hung up (I guess you can call it that), I brought Megan onto the bed because she'd been sleeping on the floor because apparently my bed just isn't good enough for Ms. Megan here.
After I pulled her onto the bed, she decided to stretch and get comfortable. I got up and turned the light on so I could find something, and I saw a small bit of red on my sheet. Of course, I was like "What the fuck?" so I went to said red spot, and, sure enough, it was blood. First thing that came to my ind was "Holy shit when did I start my period?" But the puddle was up by my pillow (ew), so I don't know why I thought that. First second assumptions, I guess. 
So, I had to go to the kitchen and get the bleach out from under the counter. I came back in and drowned the period spot in bleach, then waited about five minutes before wiping it up. Thankfully, bleach did the job, so the evil period spot is no longer on my bed.

My baby's growing up!