The sunburn of my life

Here's how this starts:
Saturday night, Daddy took my sister and I with him to a barbecue.  He got so drunk we ended up staying there overnight (since I only have my permit, I can only drive with a sober parent in the car, although I usually drive him around when he's drunk) and leaving the next morning. We got back home around 9:30. Mama'd apparently been making plans to take my sister to the beach with her boss's step-daughter (going to the beach was my idea, anyways), but hadn't told me about it. Of course, the weekend before she'd said she'd take us next weekend, but I thought she'd forgotten or had just said that to shut me up since I hadn't been to the beach since August. So, we get there, catch hell trying to find a parking place, ended up parking in the grass somewhere (but still had to pay the meter, how lovely), then walking about 10 minutes to find Renee' (boss's step-daughter). Mama's lazy self made me pull the heavy ass cooler through the sand (how nice of her). She'd brought her 15 year old, Seth (who was kinda cute, by the way), and her 3 other kids, Hayden, Kayla, and Griffin. We were out there a good three hours or so. I even picked up a jellyfish. :D
My dumb ass had worn shorts the whole time because I'm very self-conscious about my thighs. So what the shorts and bikini top covered is pale, and everything else is red as hell. Like someone spent too much time in a tanning bed. And believe me, it's pure hell. I very much regret going. A good thing about it is that instead of black arm, stomach, and leg hair, it's now blonde. And another good thing is that after the burn goes away, I should have a nice tan. :]
The pain is excruciating. Getting to sleep was hell, getting out of bed was hell, taking a shower was hell, getting dressed was hell... I wonder how much more hell I'll get to experience throughout the day, since Mama's making me go to school today.
I even had to miss my game last night! We won 15-3, though. I wish I could've gone. We've got another game tonight that I'll hopefully be able to suck up the pain for. Daddy says they're going to need me tonight because we're going to be about 4 short. And I play outfield, so I'll probably (but hopefully not) be filling in some of the infield positions.