Megan's birthday

My baby's growing up. Her birthday is in 9 days. Yes, June 10th is the birthday of Megan Alexis Coffey. And the 13th will be the one year mark that I've known and loved her. I'm excited.. I'm going to see about getting her a big ass bone for her birthday. Even though she's "just a dog", she deserves something for her birthday, right? If a human expects presents for their birthday, why should man's best friend deserve any less? They shouldn't. So, damn it, she's getting a present for her birthday.